the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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