Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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