On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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