whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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