At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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