yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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