sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
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