Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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