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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.

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• (646): View more from New York

  I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.

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  And what brought this epiphany?

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  I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends

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• (956): View more from Texas

  You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom

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