I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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