help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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