I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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