I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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