She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
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