I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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