hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I'm really busy with my period
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