he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You are a booty call, not a friend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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