how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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