Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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