I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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