we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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