we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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