I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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