I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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