Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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