Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
and she was petting her beer can
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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