idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Girls should come with a carfax report
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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