that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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