Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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