He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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