let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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