at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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