so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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