his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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