what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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