I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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