she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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