**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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