he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
It's just like the Real World with babies
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize