Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I did not marry a roomba.
Randomize
