But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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