she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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