Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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