nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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