quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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