Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
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You. Win. At. Life.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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