We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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