Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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