i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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