i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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