yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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