I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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