I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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